This is like a round of cards against humanity
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users
Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else
stick around for the surprise ending
today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing
THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS
THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL
NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST
REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:
Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!