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littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

hey need to more movies like this one.

what does puta mean?
tavr0ss

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

lawebloca:

Friends

defilerwyrm:

I haven’t seen Winter Soldier yet so this looks like a dude being really intense about getting fed a KitKat

defilerwyrm:

I haven’t seen Winter Soldier yet so this looks like a dude being really intense about getting fed a KitKat

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

bewbin:

so this is how it ends

bewbin:

so this is how it ends

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A